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T iUamook cermany puts blame How to Crank an Automobile is Told GEK ON FOE. In ferse Language. Echo* of the Street. Apropos of Nothing in Particular. ----- o ■ - Clothes do not make the man, hit they are the perfect indicator of him Rial affection require» a fek fault* in it* object for spice. Worry is an affliction, but it nevi ■ accompanies shiftlessness. What are you going to do »’ >oi ‘'Another decided departure •’» »«- .imply can’t enjoy a . wvmg pi. >ure show’ Take a nap, of course. The tion devoted to mountain Some unique pictures ar' *bo*"d ‘ rounding* arc dark and quiet. “I am glad I can’t afford to tn the Mazamas in the higher altitud very much," remarked F’lz." The book is brim full of ’’’* a Three«» the I«"’« »Hjoohna a n. action and should do much to a tr. tonrists, sportsmen and ,ov*r* ' , J aire’dv ha - eRvrn pcture poia doors to our bcauuful summer play album» all filled. I grounds. PIANO INSTRUCTION. Coast Power Company OUR PURPOSE IS TO SERVE PUBLIC WELL Diploma from Chicago Musical College.—Beginners receive the same careful training as the most advanced. Terms:—$4.00 per months Instruc tion. All lessons given at Studio. THE Our plant is well equipped and maintained in perfect running order We can furnish you with any thing in electric supplies or fix tures for wiring, lighting, heat ing, power, or cooking. We have experienced and capa ble men to attend to our lines and to do house wiring and instala- tions. B J A LS. MD., PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Surgeon S.P. Co. (I. O. O F. Bldg ) Tiilumock ERSTER HOLMES, ATTORNEY AT LAW, COMMERCIAL BUILDING, FIRST STREET, OREGON. TILLAMOOK, Reduction in thefj Price of Meat. E. REEDY, D.V M., VETERINARY. Both Phones Tillamook - As our Grass Fed Cattle are now ready for the Market, we are making the following Prices on our Meats, for CASH 1 BEEF POT KO AT . At Ik’IB ROAST '. At J RIB BOIL . At 5BRISKET BOIL At At f STEAKS ¿CORN BEEF At I HAMBURGER STEAK . H. G DYNE, ATTORNEY-AT LAW. O pposite C ourt H ouse . Office: Tillmncok • Oregon. JOHN LELAND HENDERSON, ATTORNEY A N D COUNSELLOR AT-LAW. T illamook B lock , Tillamook - - - Oregon ' ROOM NO. pound. pound. 15c. per pound. 12je. per pound. J. CLAUSSE . LAWYER. DEUTSCHER ADVOKAT E A These Prices are guaranteed on Tillamook ’ Products, 213 T illamook B lock Tilla ai aok ’ ’ Price List on U.S. Inspected Prime Steers from Portland. Oregon £JR. JACK Cl.SEN, DENTIST. (I. O. O. F Bldg.) 1 ROUND STEAKS . At . , POT ROAST BEEF-At ’ SHORT RIBS AND PLATE BOILS . At 12c. to 15c. per pound. < [ Prime RIB ROASTS, Al lSc. per pound. Tillamook • Oregon T. BU I l u J_ J X X . ATTORNEY-AT LAW. Complete Set of Abstract Book* 1 Office. Taxes I'aid for Non Resident«. T illamcok B lock , Tillamook .... Oregon Both Phone*. These Prices are subject to change. <! ,, Tillamook Meat’ Company. C HAWK, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Bay City Oregon QR. L. L. HGV, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON T illamook B lock , Oregon. Tillamook, Reasons Why £JR. ELMER ALLEN A Perfect Baker * b’ ¿•••icrA’ >, every day, /«at in. yer.- out. BnUt on honor, cf the bofct r.iaicriJx Outwears Three Ordinary Ranges 71»« only rr.:..!C mad' c. '.'‘.re fy cf charcoal and malleable iron, hddleabls iron cct ’£ brak—charcoal iron won't rust like eteeL Fcor.ondcal In Fuel Th* --rrr.o cf (to Majertir orc rioted (not put ferret her with » j unci r‘. -v<9 putty)—the./ .vol alvayt remain air tight, ! , 1 . ■ Majeelic C>v*n i : / ned ti:. ■I'Tiuut w Ji pure asbeetoe board, 1.3 i: pl - • by ail iron rrr.tincr -you can »•*»<3it — and '. y . ¿.-»re uh’.”..’ . Air 1. ¡it joints and purs» nidtcato« lkt>n*r a*: on eve a iju ' kirf boat, saving one*b:.lf th« fuel. / i t/ocri drop fur:« rigid ehe vee. Au epringe. tfolhal-lc iron radio bli.Q out automatically, buid- i;i ; \7Lalc cr they contain. i (Succeanor to Dr. Sharp), i DENTIST. Coin inercia! Building, QARI. HAHERI.ACIi. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW T illamook B lock Tillamook Oregon |)R. GEORGE J. PETERSEN DENTIST, Charcoal and Malleable Iran Successor to Dr. Perkina TILLAMOOK, OREGON. '•FORGE WILLETT, Lined with Pure Aabeetos Board -bar iZ. reftprr r'W'vnir which ’ atz ¡¡ko n to» kettle, th P'. ;.‘-r o- »fp.r.iDcd f-otn • .? r <-f '•'ippcr. a-Htin» H*. 1. ’.d .¡.mg uro !>■>.<. J‘. rA’Iono ut w«U*r in ! >/ »: nnte-j i.nd by a ! r • toe Trame and r*s«rvoii C.V j i.ut r^. An< .> ,• .• < < ntnre. Op«.. < do*»» a V • -I .■/• •!< vcntih/led a th I -urh CMpc-vuh-a aahes. Z-'è ut fa a«* au yo i tim grratmt improvement xtwr nut H a r ute^. LbK.’t t ¡y Inn ri.n'n» rrT>eot io !-jt • life ti"- ' t, i , ? L,” t.r win. i<e *<irw lo be <*••- • r; ■ .. \ to d ’ jt tU>r , and on the í i root tf «-ir —bava Jt« m ny • xri.. .ve foalurM ex- $•' .»■*] * »¡ t way thj i» .»i1»* atrmiger Uun i» : i <>• eirf- ranx'e-. r rana«« » - g w^akert. It i* ♦' e K •. c» a. fcny pr.' - ai*J U ahuxlj L g .r. gout L-Ja FOR SALE BY ALEX. McNAIR & CO ATTORNEY AT I AW Ï1IXAMOOK COMMEWUIAL BUILDING Tillamook • Orrydu R E. K, DANIELS, chiropractor . Ixx til Office in the Commercial Building. TILLAMOOK - ORE EAT VIERECK’S BREAD, TILLAMOOK BAKERY — Motor c-'cks in the arena may __ h.,.e ...town all that can be done with r ‘ v l‘le sight—and sound— 01 a bu.ich , f them on a well made 1 11 Cl Cl untry turnpike may sug- ' •-l a group of da:ir. ' young men •iding galling guns al breakneck veil.ciiv, fining backward two shots ■ "c<.".I, that isn’t all there is in a motor cycle or in the fearlist cyclist. V. hen ma; we expect them to ■''tilde bareback two ot these rackety mac nnts at once, or perform acro batics 111 tulle.trier; jump through a ti re hoop or tur nsumnicrsaults? We are prepared for anything. Those easy, teetery things ihat circus athe- letes do under canvass are already tame compand with the wild violence ot an accomplished motor cyclists, who goes by like a projec tile, so that he is merely a streak in the atmosphere, unrecognizable and unrecognizing. Where are you going this summer? Don’t know, but i: it seems as if it would be discretion to go where the steam heat can be turned on at a moment’s notice. A free state fair in Kansas may merely precede free „ _____ opera; r__ ,___ grand anil then we should certainly find out ex actly how much people care for grand opera. John D. pays an income tax on a to;al fortune of $900,000,000. Uncle John seems to have Cjiven up all hope of keeping up with Uncle Andy in not dying disgraced. A carrot docs business entirely on its color—the same way a ben davis does. It is disseminated that the Palm Beach suit is new generally worn ex cept ot Palm Beach. Baptized and received into close communion in the Entente—Italy. Harvest hands by the thousands are wanted in Oklahoma, whence they will be passed on to Kansas, then to South and North Dakota; two months work. Better harvest handling than panhandling. Billy Sunday may undertake Chica go, but New York, apparently, is to He left until there is nothing else to do. It is traditional for the doctor to look at the patient’s tongue—that means fever or no fever; but there are 287 kinds cf fever. Not as ready to perceive what the populace like was Philadelphia when she started her band concerts, and now the young folks in attendance dance all over the adjacent sidewalks and in the streets when the band starts up; whereas St. Louis is to provide dancing platforms of hard wood and polished surface. It was a condition and not a theory that at once confronted Philadelphia, and a copper who knows all about dancing has been stationed near each band while it is in operation to see that exurberant dancers behave with due decorum and don’t undertake the can can or other uncouth figures so much animadverted on of late. "I’m against all this Argentine stuff and bunny hug business,” says one of the new preceptors of the public dance “but they- can do anything else just so long as they keep moving.” It isn’t the new sheet music that fills the display window that always fills the trump of fame. F.vcn the dorters will turn. One of them tells us that if he put current numbers of the magazines rn his waiting room table they would be carried off. Stone walls do not a prison make, nor three lines, sixteen words a para graph, though, typographically, it leaves nothing 'o He desired. Japan has promised the open door in China, hut she has got a new lock and key for it in case of emergency. It’s a confounding problem: if they admit that Harry Thaw is sane, they admit the mistake they made in not sending him the way the law provides for murderers. We now hesitate in charging sun spot with causir.T drought. Magazines may have deteriorated as to their contributors, but look the entertainment you can now out of their “blurbs." There arc classes and classes this otherwise democratic country. Some families have as many automobiles. Imaginary dialogues: "What makes these spring chicken.« so tough?” “They were hatched in an incubator They had to be tough in order to hatch at all.” A cotton mill by main strength, Memphis is determined on. Its Busi ness Men's Club is raising $500,000 L j build one. Troubles never come singly At Houston, Tex., numbers are requ’ • 1 on the automobiles, both at the iront and at the back. It has been raining at Flagstiff and other Arizona points for a morin. Some years there isn't water < non 1« 1 even to moisten the rivers of t the Southwest. ELAND B. ERWIN. . J j™ 1 ninL°We 5 monthly is now printed •00k ar ?iaPe.r' and still it doesn’t *t all wicked. L^e'rland i, to have the largest . exl”bition ever given in ed blates, it is said4 although . al"’*ys thought Texas gave "7 year spread over the en- June 3. IPI5. ■ As the season is now approaching Sinking of Lusitania Declared Justifi when the honk, honk of the ed. horn will be heard in the land, it ¡s perhaps, not amiss for us to publish Berlin, May 30.—Germany, in its 1 few- suggestions for motorists on how to start an engine. Hire they oiy t0 the United States, flatly de are: clares the sinking of the Lusitania to 1. Crank the engine. have been justified on the grounds of 2 Remove the spark-plug, emot 5e|f.defense. The Lusitania, it con carbureter-ami crank the engine 3. Sandpaper the flv wheel, fill t|,.. tends, carried ammunition to be used radiator —and crank the engine in killing German soldiers. It is also 4- Kiik the pup ami plow cigarette contended that the Lusitania was an smoke into the exhaust pipe-anil auxiliary cruiser of the British navy; crank the engine. the batteries, smash some- that she was armed and that she car J11 5. ig Test inexpensive empty the gasoline ried Canadian troops, as well as war ank—and crank the engine. 6. Repeat a verse from the Koran material. No indication of desire or intention recite A man’s a man for a' that ’’ of abating the submarine plan, of war tie a wet towel around the cylinders take off the oil cups—and crank the fare is given in the German 1 reply, reply. engine. The note, however, is not * framed ' J as a " 7. Take the motor entirely apart direct answer to the American de put it together again with your fine’ crossed, drop a quarter in the mands, but is rather an ad interiuni ers •.ank—crank the engine. reply,’siting forth that certain facts 8. Crank the engine suddenly with are first to be decided on before the out doing anything else. This often main issues are discussed by the two surprises it into running. 9-' Turn your coat inside out, oil governments. •lie cylmd.-rs, throw away the gaso- Spring of Neutrals Intended. ■ ine starter, stuff a cushion in the flv The Berlin government takes up wheel and crank the engine. to. Repeat the names of the proph first the case of the Guflight and the Cushing. It says these are now ets m Arabic, put a gumdrop in the cylinder, spit tobacco juice all over being investigated, but that it is not the front tires, roll up your sleeves, Germany’s intention to submit neu connect the batteries with your watch tral ships on the high seas, guilty of take off your necktie, veil “Hell” into the gasoline tank—and crank the no hostile acts to attacks. When neu- engine. trials through no fault of their own There isn’t the least sense in any of are damaged Germany will pay in these rules, yet each one has started an engine in its time. demnification, she says. The case of the Falaba is also men The Editor. tioned, and in this instance it is de ----- o----- clared that the captain of the ship is Consider the editor. He weareth himself to blame because of his effort purple and fine linen. His abode is to escape and to summon aid. amongst the mansions of the ............... rich. Destruction of Lusitania Upheld. His wife hath her limousine and his The declaration that the Lusitania first born sporteth a racing car that had cannon aboard and was an auxil can hit her up at forty flat. Lo! All the people breaketh their iary cruiser of the British navy is necks to hand him money. A child is made strongly. All blame for the de born unto the wife of a merchant in struction of the vessel is placed on the bazaar. 1 lie physician getteth ten the British owners, who arc accused golden plunks. The editor writeth a stick and a half and telleth the multi of attempting “deliberately to use the tude that the child tippith the beam at lives of American citizens as protec nine pounds. Yea, he livelh even on a tion for the ammunition aboard and centrurion. And the proud father acted against the clear provisions of giveth him a cremo. Behold, the young one groweth up the American law, which expressly and graduateth. And the editor put- prohibits the forwarding c.’ passen- cth into his paper a swell notice. Yea, gers on ships carrying ammunition a peach of a notice. He telleth the wisdom of the young woman and of and provides a penalty therefor.” her exceeding comliness. Like unto The reply says it deems these cir the roses of Sharon is she and her cumstances “important enough to gown is played up to beat the band. recommend them to the attentive ex And the dressmaker getteth two amination of the American Govern score and four iron men. And the editor getteth a note of thanks from ment.” the S. G. G. Early Proposals Recalled. The daughter goeth a journey. And The reply says that final decision the editor throweth himself on the on the demands of the United States story of the farewell party. It runnith a column solid. And the fair one rc- is withheld until receipt of an, answer memberith him from afar with a pic to the preliminary note, but it re ture postal card that costeth six for a minds the United States that it “took jitney. Behold, she returnith and the youth cognizance with satisfaction” of the of the city fall down and worship mediatory proposals submitted by the She picketh one and Lo, she pickcth I nited States to Berlin and London a lemon. But the editor calleth him as a basis for a modus vivendi for one of our most promising younx men and getteth away with it. And maritime warfare. they send undo him a hid to the wed The realization of these proposa’s, ding feast and behold, the bids ar- says the reply, “was defeated, as is fashioned by Muntgummery Hawk well known, by the declinatory atti buck, in a fairy city. Flowery and long is the wedding tude of the British government.” notice which the editor printeth. The minister getteth ten bones. Thcgroom Notice to School District Boards standeth the editor off for a twelve month subscription. ----- o----- All flesh is grass and at last the The attention of the school board is called to some laws that were en wife is gathered into the silo. The minister getteth his bit. The editor acted at the last State Legislature printeth a death notice, two columns that are now in force and should be of obituary, three lodge notices, a observed. Chapter 217, Sec. 1 and 2, cubit of poetry and a card of thanks. Session laws, 1915, in substance, re- And he forgeteth to read proof on the head, and the darned thing cometh quires that a budget be formed by the out, "Gone to Her Last Roasting board, a copy sent to the Superinten Place.” And all that are akin to the deceas dent and a copy posted on the door of the school house at least ten lays ed jumpeth on the editor with ex- exceeding great jumps. And they pul- before a meeting is called for an elec leth out their ads and cancelleth tion for the purpose of voting a Urx their subscriptions and swing the upon the property of the district. The hammar unto third and fourth gener- budget should be itemized so as to ations. Canst thou beat it? show the amount of funds that will be required to meet the demandsof Oregon Outdoors. •he district for the several different items of expense. “Oregon Outdoors” is a very attrac- If there is a paper published in the tive 48 page folder just #______ issued by the district the budget must be printed Southern Pacific, This folder fb:: f- ’1'1' is a l.i its con ■n the paper for at least two weeks very decided departure in ordinary travel fore the time set for the meeting. struction from the cri'.n" literature. The cover consists ot an ’ no newspaper is published in the attractive outing design in stnkHg ‘hrict then the above stated notice colors. The inside front cover bears ls 10 be placed on the door is all that a beautiful engraving of I ortland, with Mt. Hood in the distance and a ” required. reproduction of a Caroline J estot strict* maintaining high school rose in natural colors in the tore- ,rades must publish notices of all an- ground. , The book throughout is attractively nu’l and all special school meetings. °Sether with the budget if a tax levy decorated with roses and contains many beautiful halftones of scenerj ” *° be made. in Western Oregon. suggest that the levying of tax- One very decided departure in this e Postponed until about Novem- booklet is the presentation of Ph?‘?* . *’ "ben the County Assessor graphs of live wild animals in their lair. One of these pictures is a F8 be able to furnish the districts native family of bears treed; another i,^a * valuations for bases for tax pur- full grown cougar. In the center o *’ for the coming year. However the book is a large panoramic view ot a very 00 d a district be disposed to avoid Creater Lake, which gives area of comprehensive idea of the Coni* meeting, your attention is _____ Editor this wonderful -a*JyaCj,onx'J * lc a feature which prevents the Putnam of the Medford kqyi--1 ■ Mail •• . Trib- , ,. or the recording of a levy for une and Judge Kelly of • ,llan 6 Per cent above what it have been caught in the act of anP'"‘£ the turbulent Ro»ue R,Jer’ % ’ a* the last election of the last in makes a very striking and attractive picture for a booklet of this charac- I-feadIiglit,